haha. i put on weight again! urrghh. cant take it anymore. i have no intention to buy any new year clothes lor. seriously. i only bought a billabong jeans. i want to buy the quiksilver though. but then again, suan le lar. muh mum want buy the nike DUNK LOW PRO for me le! hUrrAhH!

liverpool won. thanks to the own goal by delaney. how pathetic. haiz. dunno lar.

BMP:
ur churchmates damn funniie sia. i mean, pls...what dead and liveless eyes? dammit! dun they understand??? these eyes are non-human. they are animals! COWs to be specific. how can they find human feelings in them? obviously they cant rite? dumber than Ms Singapore Universe. sad case. tsk tsk.

*toOt* -censored-

blogger is getting on my nerves man. okei okei.

tt mok singy is so damn dumb and amusing man. how do you spell styrofoam. sty ... ro ... fu ... ck.

feels so dead man. i desperatly need help with my chinese holiday assignment. oh man. went whizlearn to dwnld it, and the thing is i dun understand a single thing abt it. okei, maybe other than the jian bao. or should i say, i cun even read a single word abt the assignment. think i'm gonna be dead man. jian bao gotta have lyke at least 220 words and above. how to man. the most i write for my zuo wen is lyke only 1 page and 1 line. 220 words. almost dieded.

okei. sent my sheep home jus now, since she leaves in yishun and its jus walking distance frm the train station. so, pple are saying tt i have tt 'attitude and pissed' face. den my sheep was lyke telling me tt i have dead and liveless eyes. and even when i smile, my smile seems so dead and lifeless. den i was thinking, they should have seen how i look lyke when i'm really pissed and angry. lyke tt hana incident.

hah! terki,u r nt fat la.watz ur weight?yeah! so happi! i gain 4kg le.1 mth lidat ago was 40kg,ytd pe is 44kg.woohoo~nt so skinny liao k?! lol- fri so sian carn eat wif u guys..duno when can eat together aft skool again.aniwae,jerine and crystal,nxt tym wed rite,u guys gt pe rite?den u all go eat 1st lor.if nt u guys cum down v earli den v hungry wan.ok?n we fri gt pe oso mus eat 1st if nt we eat slow aft recess is tang.stil nid 2 change back to u if nt kena scold by tang.yar.tts y we on fri go eat 1st.sumre we teo menz so stil nid 2 chge paddie.yepps..
hurrah..carn wait 4 tml.i goin wif parents to shop at sun tec n raffles city.den mebbe if i c gt anitin i lyk de den can buy..wah hah!!hmm..i bot a dpo tee,a OP pants n a 37 degrees skirt le.mebbe buy a few mre tops n pants den settle le.carn wait 4 CNY lehz..can wear new yr clothes go cousins hse "bai nian"!den can eat alot of new year goodies.hehe.
aniwae,gtg do hwks le..tata..


*finger foodie girl*

ok. remembered something. the week after this week is CNY! OMG! although i know CNY is veh early this year, but i dunno its THAT early. die. i only bought a billabong jeans. haven't buy any tEes yet. let alone muh long-awaited NIKE DUNK LOW PRO! omg! what m i suppose to do now? urrghh. should have bought last year. then dun have 5%GST. urrgh. die lar. but i look forward to go to chinatown. last year CNY i never go. so this year must go. then buy loads of food. sun bian put on loads of weight. haiz.

die! i put on 1kg! i think if i dun stop eating, im going to hit 60 by june! how??? must skip le. then can also try to grow taller. really wanna reach 170. which i know its impossible. urrghh.

went to bk yesterday. owe jerine $11 now. urrgh. then we were talking about our classes. haiz. i really got nothing to say about muh class. then the talking make mi soooo jealous of you guys. AGAIN.

moo moo... cow's finally in. i'm sorry. dun really have tyme to use the com. or should i say i hardly have the tyme to use the com. i jus realised tt wendy tang has damn fair legs... and they're fat! or should i say huge.

almost freaked out when i was late for maths 2dae. okei. as you all knoe, its after recess and i had to change my uh-hum. and i was lyke leaking alot man! got kinda freaked out. okei den when i went back to class, tt tanger was already there. and she had already lyke started her lessons. so scarry. and she gave me those "wad's ur problem? why are you late for my class. hadn't i got it veri clear tt everyone's to be puanctual for my class, frm the very first day?!"

a picture paints a thousand words. but her's an xception. tanger's eyes show a thousand million unknown mystery.

frm her eyes, its so obviouse tt she wans me to xplain why i'm late and all tt. den i was lyke, "good morning, miss tang. i was late cos i went to the toilet. -pauses- i went to the toilet cos i had to change my uh-hum." cookoo man. den in the end she was jus lyke, "bella. pls pull up ur socks. and dun ever wear them again." so damn scarry sia. my milk properly froze at tt tyme man. utters stiffened.

ms. chionh is mean man. the other tyme during pccg when she was lyke going thru the skool rules abt white shoes and all tt, she immediately shouted, "bella ah. pls get ur shoes washed." lyke i give a damn. shoes are meant to be worn on ur feet, and since they're meant to be dirty. sumehow, i kinda prefer grey dirty shoes to white shoes. those really clean shoes, are lyke so clean tt they seem so damn glaring. its blinding me man!

today during CME lesson, we have committee meeting. as a welfare head, muh presence is critical. in muh case, i dun think so. lol. then its like, lem chen chen came over. then she lean on muh chair. then i look up, and saw her. then i just continue sitting there, diam diam lor. then she ask everyone what are they discussing. then they told her we were talking about the new year decor. then she bend down, and ask 'are you ok?' then i chaui tio. then i say 'huh? yar. . .' then she walk away.

urrghh. i really look i got prob mehx??? i mean. im quiet in class cos i have no one in common to talk to. and since i dun have anyone in common to talk to, then i have nothing to laugh out loud at. so you cant expect me to smile stoopidly at muhself, and get scolded for it rite?

yea. all i can say is, im happiie with muh subjects combination lar. and if you think im
tooo quiet, just initiate a conversation with me. cos i wont initiate unless you do so. yea.
ohh yarr. before i forget. i think shangyi regrets for sitting beside me. cos its like, im like invisible. i hardly talk to her. i think the whole day, i talk less than 10sentences to everyone. yea. so if there's gonna be a change of place, she will sit with other people le. then i will be alone. which suits me fine.

haiz. dunnno what to say. but, i mean, its not as if muh class people not good lar. except the guys, who i hate. urrghh. the girls are alright. the humility girls are ok loe. i mean, i think they know i veh quiet lar, then they got like, talk to me. yea. guess thats all ba. urggh.

i sae whass up u sae wat?oohh aahaahaah oohh ahh ahh ahh ooh aah aah aah ooh whass up whass up?!

okIes..hey..jus droopin by.actualli tang v gd leh.she tich damn gd lo.steady sia.heck nt LEEKY sia.he so paranoid wan.crazee guy.totalli agree wif terk man.i tink he gt a horrible teenage life..hehe.tst tst v cute.like to whistle alot.bt sumtym abit act cute.whahaha!amelia is so damn borin!!! carn stand borin tchers.bark seng oso.our sci tchers all so borin..chinese is tt squeky voice.v irritatin.at least her "be ji" mre nice den soon.whaha!bt s0on mre nice.iwas tinkin we chinese new year go s0on's hse "bai nian".go tke hong bao!!ss cynthia yeo..v v v v naggy.n she tot c0w's name was ISABELLA.hmm..nice name?

aniwae ipw how?we doin 2gether rite.n we gt 7 peeps bt onli can 6..dammit sia.how how?!

eehh..i realize tt we frm skool reopen til nw nv go eat bk or wateva together aft skool le.so sux leh.we oways gt programme de.canot lyk last tym wan..we betta one of dis dae go eat k!!!??? reli miss de days..hhaaiizz-

buh buey..

.aauuddrreeyyss.

heyhey. set mi free! hey guys! it been awhile since jen-rine lee not online. so caught up wif the work and things to rmb on the first few days of sch. i keep having dis "i feel as if i forgot sth" feeling lei. so much books to bring to and fro. its making mi s0o bluur. anyway i jux read the recent entries posted. whahaha. i haf alot of comments to make man. and u gotta tolerate my not-so-good a.k.a [ber] english for quite some time til i finished crapping. thnks.

lemme intro u my tchers!

English: Yvonne Seh (Levis jeans!)
Chinese: Leow Tze Kim a.k.a cambodia, mongolia
E Marth: JOHN Tan Lip Sync
CHemistry: Mrs Amelia Sandran Andrew Nair???
Physics: Mr Tan Bak Seng
DnT: Mr Willy wee wee and Joseph Teo
SS: Sharmila (with tt horrific look)
PAC: Mr Chin (6th of JULY)
History: Unknown-

i think tts abt all. anyway tt leek so horrible man. terkey i pity u man. altho his marth veh good. but i thinki rather haf wendy tang den to haf him lor. his like. omg! so horrible. so sacry man. but i would luurve to haf him as my tcher as compared to the f***ing lip sync. asshole man he. wtf lor. looking forward so much to marth lessons dis yr cos i swear i wont fail anymore dis yr, and in the end... it doesnt even matter. i tried soo hard and got so far.. but in the end it doesnt even matter. ive put my trust in him. but his just so suck tt i cant take. for all dis. theres only 1 thing i will noe ohhh.. and i noe.. i will end up failing too but i noe. u were just like me with a teacher u r dissapointed too.. sad man. haix.

btw i think my teachers arent as bad as u guys. cos the others are quite nice wad. amelia andreq ish quite nice wan lei. i think mux be 3g 3f commu brkdwn with her ba. or issit 3h wire connected too well??? anyway i like pac! haha. veri interesting. den like wad turk said. dnt is veri fun too! the more willy wee wee sae. the more motiveted u get. and the more excited to get started. especially the dnt folio! heehee. yar. most prob i will tke up designing course or commerce nx time ba. it beats having to crack ur brains like siao and end up failing a marth. (whoops! so sorrie c0w drei shan sihong) but tan ip sync showed us the results of passes for last yr A marth. den not even the best class haf 50% passes lor. all taking A marth classes only haf like 20%-40% passes. i hope u guys will work veri veri veri hard. or else nx yr sure veri diff to catch up le. anyway tt toopid owen wif another of her crazy odeas. she says she wanna drop dnt. but ms seh sae not veri wise to drop den ask her try out for 1 yr first. if really not happy den drop lo. but i was thinking: as if she will pass all the other subjets lor. weird?

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haiz. tan ah mui is back. again. haiz. seems like im the only one blogging. wherefore art thou thy? isit the way u say it? whatever. im sooo bored in class lor! today got marths. leek is quite ok lar. i mean, if you listen to him lar. yesterday is huang yong and owen. today is larry. wonder tomorrow is who. shall do muh homework later.

today after the PW talk, we go back to classroom. lem chen chen warned us. which is quite funny. she said three sentences but i forget the first one le. the 2nd one is, during certain lesson, must be carefull, dun cause unneccessary problems. then the 3rd one is, later you all bring the chairs down to the hall, also must be careful, dun cause unneccesary problems. then i remember i got something to ask her. but forgot le. heck. ask her tomorrow. if i remember. that is.

sian. sooo bored in class. dun even talk to muhself liaoz. urrgh

Welcome back. im Tan Ah Mui.
im so tRIED! so sleepy in class that i have to read to keep muhself awake. of cos not during lessons lar. during chinese and pccg. haha! talk about 'how i survive 35mins with leek'. songbo!

i was scared stiff that i sat the whole period with a straight back sia. really veh psychotic man that fella. i think he is those kind hor, in school that time always kena verbally, physically and psychologically abused de. really lehx. but i think he's a good teacher if you pay attention and hand in your homework on time. haha. and that leek was talking, then owen walked past. he called owen back and scolded her. damn funny. i wanna laugh but dun dare. lol. for more infomation, please ask owen.


terkey's not-so-funny joke of the day:
3f, 3g and 3h are veh quiet during maths lesson.
3Faith : cos its ms tang no one dare to move a muscle
3grace : cos its leek. same reason why 3f is quiet
3humility : not the same reason why 3f, 3g is quiet. is cos lip sync is so boring that everyone falls asleep


haiz. im soooo bored in class lor. its like, muh class is so dead. so lifeless. no one to crack lame joke or just talking cock. im soooo quiet lor. soooo bored and quiet that i never talk to muhself. lol. and hor, i think lem chen chen think hor, im goddamn unhappy to be in this class. but heck. who to talk to? not as if i have anything in common with shangyi rite? and i dun think she got read books. as in, i think her thinking is that you read books if you are guaikia. EXCUSE ME!

urrghh. never the mind.

-nods head in agreement with terk- tt horse ass damn on the ball. quiute scarry oso leh. my position there. for no reason, i keep staring at her cos she's got those fake pink cheeks tt attracted my attention when everyone's singing the national anthem. it makes her look lyke those ancient chinese zombies. and she lyke keep tia-ing me, cos i keep looking at her.

bella's joke of the day:
wendy tang looks so cool in tt police uniform + tt tiao-some eyes. but... -sad case. tsk tsk tsk- she's got an aweful whiny draggy voice. awww...

so damn scarry sia. wendy tang so feirce. cannot stand it. den audrey was lyke telling me tt she's so feirce tt in her class, you jus gotta keep tt str8 face all throughout her period. feels as if you'll get caught for jus moving tt face muscle. holy cow! and the thing is she keep's going "wad's the problem?" cos alot of pple in my class din have the maths holiday assignment. she made them stand up, and when she goes to each and everyone of them, she'll go lyke "wad's the problem with tt paper?!" it's so quiet in her class, tt you cun even breathe normally.

and tt amelia sandran is lyke so damn boring. she keeps going on for one and a half period, jus to get us to guess wad bio-chemistry is all abt. i felt lyke jus giving her some moronic ans as usual, jus to make her shut up. crazy women man.

sian man. dun have lao soon for chinese anymore. cannot sleep in class. tt helen lee's chinese is so... chim. simple dun understand a single thing she says. and the way she teach is lyke completely different frm lao soon. cos maybe lao soon quite heck. whoa man. and we've got lyke zuo wen for the first day of skool. and its suppose to be miao xie wen. which i completely have no idea wad tt is all abt.

think i'm gonna struggle for the whole of this year man.

seems like im the only one posting entries. but nvm.
anyhow. today's sort of like the first day of school. nearly sleep in class sia. and then its like, every lesson all only 1period (except for dnt), and its like 35minutes, yet it seems so fast. guess is cos the teachers were crapping. ok. here is what i had today. . .

dnt : willy wee and joseph teo. willy wee did almost all the talking. the more he say, the more interested im into designing. now, i think its far better than A maths, although the practical veh hard. but i will have a sense of accomplishment for eveyr piece of work done. i think maybe i should go poly and do those designing course. but of cos, im not NSY, art not that good. yea. love it!

ok. i know im writing scriptures, but bear with it, there's still loads to go

chem : mrs amelia andrew. she wasted half the period asking us to 'venture a guess' on what the hell is 'biochem'. seriously, like i give a shit? not as if i can study biochem like that. next please.

english : mdm hana. what else can i say? this aint forum discussion

chinese : mr soon. zZzZzzzZzzz. . . .

geog : julian lau. a sissy sia. he keeps 'no problem'. and then his actions veh sissy. but overall he's a nice guy. but dunno his teacher can anot. CORE GEOGRAPHY : YOU'LL LOVE IT!

SS : ramesh. i realise that indians have a problem of pronouncing 'V' as 'W'. i mean, if im not wrong, ramesh pronounce cover as 'cower'. urrghh. yoges.

This is the end of '25hrs on the clock'. Im Tan Ah Mui. Thankew for watching. To be continued. . .

NEWS FOR TML. . .
-how i survive 35minutes with leek

anyway. today so suck. have to sing national anthem. lem chen chen lar! she keep looking at me lor. then i dun even know how to sing. urggh. purposely de.